I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
(via pitchblackglow)
tell me how im supposed to breathe with no wifi
(Source: 2treehill, via laughingnancy)
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
(via thankss-for-the-memories)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers, via thankss-for-the-memories)
have you ever met someone who was so cute that it physically hurt
(Source: gingercutie, via thankss-for-the-memories)
